The low-res, cornball images are a reminder they aren’t as competent as they're made out
Do you really not know about turkey flight safety? Google "WKRP turkey."
I think you missed the most disturbing word in most of these - “family.” What an Orwellian term, in these cards, in the corporate world and anywhere in which people are grouped based on a financial arrangement, in a strict hierarchy, removed and added by those holding power and zero love present. . . no no no
“Eat all you can eat” as Weird Al Yankovich’s parody of “Be all you can be” adds the Army used to run. Funny that they now use Weird Al’s parody unironically.