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Cin⚔️'s avatar

"Now God is responding in kind, casting McConnell as the villain in a sad sequel to The Mummy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

BG's avatar

I'm sure the Attending Physician was called in to certify that Mitch is in the same tip-top shape that First Felon enjoys.

RealNoDeuces's avatar

But where is Hunter’s Hawg?

ziguelito's avatar

Meanwhile, in the real world, almost no one doesn't get the boot in their fifties. And SCOTUS has determined ageism is AOK.

X K's avatar

He really deserves to suffer more, a lot more, before he goes - and Caitlin Johnstone can say at least both he and Lindsey Graham are dead.

"— amid an eye-popping 71 percent disapproval rate from Kentuckians in March, before his hospitalization —"

Fine now, but where were these Kentuckians the last time he was on the ballot, and the time before that, and the time before that, and the time...

Chris D's avatar

They’ll wheel him in with a portable defibrillator on his lap before you’ll see this mummy retire.

Al Cross's avatar

I call bullshit. As reported elsewhere, Sen. John Hoeven mistakenly told McConnell to vote no, saying later he thought the vote was on a procedural motion. He was on one side of McConnell; Chair Boozman was on the other side. Aides sit to the rear, not to the side. McConnell aide Terry Carmack joined in telling McConnell the proper vote was “aye.” We have to remember that McConnell has lost much of his hearing.

Ruth Ann Orlansky's avatar

If the guy can't hear, and a hearing aid can't help, he should just retire. I'm just waiting for him to drop dead during a hearing.

JennyStokes's avatar

Correct. I was doing politics in my small Town here in France. I became more and more deaf. Hearing Aids do not work for me so how am I supposed to help our citizens?

ziguelito's avatar

You can see and hear clearly in the video that the aide on his left — and, yes, to the rear — tell him, "No." Oh, and, no way Hoeven would just be covering for the rolling-dead Patriarch. And even if he wasn't, how's the reported-elsewhere account any better, materially?