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Tom Burns's avatar

Excellent, fiery piece Ken. These pompous incompetent stooges deserve it. Quoting from my favorite of the voluminous Law & Order Franchise episodes: "those people (the FBI) couldn't stop an asthma attack" <Annabella Sciorra's character on her miserable time when assigned to the FBI post 9/11, from Law & Order: Criminal Intent>

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Ken Klippenstein's avatar

pompous is the perfect word for it

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RealNoDeuces's avatar

Does this mean that in 2031 we will get more FBI-sourced photos of Hunter’s hawg?

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Richard Hyppa's avatar

If the FBI delayed prosecuting, making it more difficult for the defendant to gather documents and other evidence as well as witness testimony to aid in his defense, the defendant may be able to have the case dismissed.

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Lori's avatar

Weren't there some internet rumblings that MTG was the person/same gait? Idk how anyone can identify from the outfit, behavior. Do we know how they identified Cole? The report seem to say evaluation of existing evidence. The timing is indeed odd.

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Andrew Akason's avatar

Perhaps Scully and Mulder finally persuaded their bosses that the real problem was the multiple sets of space aliens making crop circles and so forth. In order to prevent public panic the FBI has been forced to assign all its real square-jawed hawkshaws to the intergalactic threat. Meanwhile hiring a large number of, dare we say it?. crisis actors to pretend to be investigators?

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