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Rip Price's avatar

Thanks. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Rip Price's avatar

If both Schumer and Jeffries are not voted out, the New Democrats will achieve almost nothing for at least the next two years. Especially on anything regarding Israel or combating corporate influence on our government and elections.

Abdul El-Sayed said it best:

Money out of politics.

Money in your pocket.

Medicare For All.

James Gregg's avatar

Don’t make me barf. Strategist maybe, sex symbol? A hard no.

Ken Klippenstein's avatar

A sex strategist ?

Rip Price's avatar

You're making it worse!

Rip Price's avatar

If you mean a strategist in order to maintain blind loyalty to corporations and keeping genocide money flowing to Israel forever, then yes a strategist I guess. 😒

James Gregg's avatar

Strategist on knowing who to run and who to support. Both sides take from corporations. Elections could not happen without corporations. Though I think he is too close to Israel. He needs to step aside though and become a party elder.

Geoff Grove's avatar

That leading picture almost made me unsubscribe, Ken.

Jay's avatar

Bro how dare you force us to read these words hahaha

Isaac Seigel's avatar

Some people think Schumer is schmuck, but that’s too much credit for paid off borscht belt toady. Even in an expensive suit, Schumer is just a past best use by schlepper. We can only hope he wipes the seat when he’s done, but don’t count on it.

esti marpet's avatar

remember: Schumer = Janet Mills, Haley Stevens, no Mamadani endorsement, no money to Angie Nixon, Iran war, unconditional support for Israel, wall street money, and lots more. you all are welcome to add to this list.

Freedom Farmer's avatar

The masterstroke was in fact Trump's. (Not to discredit entirely Mr. Schumer; perhaps he played a part well behind the scenes / back stage.)

As I long have suspected, Trump's mission as a lifelong democrat prior to 2016 was to infiltrate, misdirect, demoralize, and defang (if not destroy outright) the America First conservative movement. Adding in the political scuttling of MAHA and satisfying the Zionist zealot arm of our so-called "government" and deep state were big bonuses for big pharma and military-industrial complex corporatocratic feudal fiefdoms respectively.

So now we get the illiberal Marxo-fascist democrat pendulum swing of our largely faux political kabuki theater.

Take heed: H.L. Mencken observed, "Democracy is based on the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

We will certainly be treated to more anarcho-tyranny, that's for sure....

RealNoDeuces's avatar

“Was it a blue tsunami or a flood of pussy juice after American women saw Chuck on the dance floor? The world may never know, but reporter prefers to think it was the latter.”

ziguelito's avatar

It took Cheez three or four decades to even adopt progressive lenses.

Marian Gillis's avatar

Ex e

Very Funny!!!!

Catherine Martinez's avatar

Please don't hurt yourself with your tongue so severely in your cheek! The American media needs to go to the gym. They're already lightheaded.

kels 🪻's avatar

Ken’s being a goofy goober with this one